I recently came home from being gone for a little while to notice that my Social Security card had moved from my nightstand to my desk.
M: Why did my Social Security card move?
S: It's pretty. I carried it around for a few days because I liked it.
M: It's blue. Just blue.
S: I know, but it's a really pretty blue!
M: ...Holy crap.
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Wow...just, wow. I stumbled onto this blog and it is the funniest thing I have ever read in my life in the last two weeks! M, you need to make this into a youtube.com series. It would kill.
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